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R.I.P Silke Allan.
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"Jacking" it? Jacking what? 

60%
6 deviants said Well, my hot spicy boner of course, dad!
20%
2 deviants said Jacking my carjack.
20%
2 deviants said What kind of poll is this? Gross
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No deviants said Jacking my penis.
Stan:
[ ] You're the normal kid
[ ] You have an older sister.
[ ] You often puke
[ ] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[ ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have a lot of talents
Count: 1


Kyle:
[ ] You're Jewish
[ ] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[x] You easily get mad (Only at certain things)
[ ] Your hair is curly
[ ] You're diabetic
[x]  Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 2



Cartman:
[x] You're fat/big-boned
[/] You get made fun of because of your body weight (Sometimes)
[/] People make fat jokes about you (See above)
[/] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[ ] You have a single mother for a reason
Count: 2.5

Kenny:
[/] You hide your face (Whenever I can)
[x] You're quiet
[/] You love boobies
[x] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor
[ ] Your parents fight all the time
[x] You beg for money
Count: 4


Butters:
[x] You often get called "gay"
[ ] You get grounded all the time
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[x] You've seen your parents naked before (e.e)
[ ] You have a fatass friend
[x] You're not that popular at school
[ ] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 4


Craig:
[x] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[ ] You think you're cool
[/] Most of the time you're not happy
[x] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[ ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be so happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
[/] You like things nice and boring
Count: 4



Thomas:
[ ] You have tourettes
[ ] You scream obscenities a lot
[ ] You can say shitballs to the principal
[ ] People offer to do your laundry
[x] You get embarrassed in public
[x] You go to therapy
[ ] You hate Eric Cartman
[x] Your mother supports you
[ ] You don't see your dad a lot (Used to see him on the weekends, but now I'm staying 4 days with him of the week)
Count: 3


Clyde:
[ ] You're attractive
[x] You love tacos
[ ] Girls/Guys love you
[ ] You love parties
[ ] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at times
[ ] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines  
Count: 2

Token:
[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[ ] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow
[ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[ ] You live in a big house
[ ] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 1


Wendy:
[ ] You're a Straight A Student
[ ] You're a feminist
[ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You fall in love with other boys
[ ] You get called a "ho"
[ ] You get mad easily at things against you
[ ] School is fun to you
[x] You're a bitch (Only to people I don't like)
Count: 1


Bebe:
[ ] Your hair is blonde
[x] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[x] You like playing Truth or Dare
[ ] You love girl talk
[ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 2

Red:
[ ] You have straight red hair
[ ] You wear violet
[x] You can be a total bitch sometimes (Scroll up to Wendy's section)
[ ] You love talking on the phone
[x] You get called by your nickname
[ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[ ] You talk only to your friends
Count: 1


Tweek:
[ ] You get frightened easily
[x] You drink coffee
[ ] You tend to twitch
[x] You see things that other people do not
[x] Your hair is usually messy
[ ] Your parents aren't helpful
[ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice
[ ] You stutter
Count: 3


Mole:
[x] You hate God
[x] You call God a cocksucker
[ ] You like to dig
[x] You don't care about getting dirty
[ ] Your appearance is unkempt
[ ] You're French
[ ] You are anti-theist
[ ] You take your work srsly
Count: 3
(Though I die...La Resistance...lives...on...)


Gregory:
[x] You've been called a faggot
[ ] You work too much
[ ] You have a British accent
[ ] You have blonde hair
[ ] Your appearance is well kept
[ ] You take interest in politics
[x] You like the color orange
[ ] You don't like Terrence & Phillip
Count: 2

So I'm the most like Kenny, Butters and Craig.

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Alex
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Hello. My name is Alex, I'm a 16 year old who lives above America, has a general distrust for modern society/humanity, has an obsession with violent video games, music you may never heard of and horror movies. My dA name is also latin for "PigofDisgust".
Many people can't relate to me on that stuff, especially music wise, but I still like it as the things that make me who I am;
Or in other words, my personality.

I also have controversial, drama ridden points of views and opinions.
I'm also a stamp whore, so here is my collection.

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To all thankers

Please don't thank me for the fave/watch/llama/etc on my profile anymore (or anything else that isn't exactly typed out like that but is intended to be thanking me). I have too many pages of that on my account now.
You're welcome

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:iconmydragonzeatyou:
Thank you so much for the fave! (I know you said not to htank you but too bad!)
Also, wondering if you have any band suggestions, I listen to BFMV, Chiodos, Slipknot, Get Scared Escape the Fate, Panic! At The Disco, AFI, Silverstein, french bands you have never heard of (hehe), The Offspring, Deftones, Asking Alexandria, stuff like that! Do you think you know anything I might like?

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE <3 (hehe, I saw your stamp.)
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